Valentines Day the one Unofficial Holiday of the Year!

Fresh off of SuperBowl Sunday!!! its time for me to entertain my readers again with the usual F%cary of the world.  Its the month of February and the most unimportant or maybe I should say “Unofficial holiday” of the year will be amongst us in only a few weeks, in fact if you’ve probably seen signs all around you inside the stores, on television, on the subways or even on the side of buses, some stores are even about to roll out special sales for this day.

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Thats right ladies and gentlemen Valentines day is amongst us! (wait what holiday did you think I was talking about?) It’s the one time of the year where we as people feed into the fuck#ry of publicly expressing our love to our significant other (not that there’s anything wrong with it) as if some of us don’t already do this on the other 364 days of the year.

It’s also the time of the year where many people find themselves spending money on this special “unofficial holiday” in discount stores all across the world. Stores start to  see a spike in sells of Flowers

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As well as Candy, although if you ask me the candy never taste as good as it should

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Then there’s the cards! of course you’ve got to get the cards right? for your significant other and in some cases your side piece

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And then there’s the teddy bears! although I must admit i think its a complete waste because eventually you’ll only wind up throwing the damn things away later down the line anyways.

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In 364 days of the year, Why is it on this one day that we are forced to display love and affection? Why on this particular day do we have to scream out to the world “I love this person!!”.

You want to know why? well its simple as this, Valentines days is a made up holiday that has no meaning whats so ever other than to make single people feel more miserable about being single (see the pics below).

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Its all a set up to have people crowd the stores and empty they’re wallets for a holiday that if you really think about it has no significant meaning to it.

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We don’t get any “time and a half” from work, there’s no thanksgiving type of feast involved

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There are no funny looking light on tree’s

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There are no wild over night parties involved!

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There aren’t even any fire works involved in this “Unofficial” Made up Holiday!

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In fact this chart basically sums up everything about this day February 14 “Valentines days”

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In Conclusion the only thing that this “Unofficial holiday”represents is this

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Thats right SEX! all the big Hoopla is about SEX!

And thats my post Reader! Time for me to do my dance out of here

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Spread the word to the World!!!!

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