Alright ladies and gentlemen! I’m back again with another blog post, and before I begin I would like to thank every one whom took the time to check out all of my post thus far it means a lot to me to see that people appreciate my brand.
Fresh out of Christmas its time for us all to prepare for the New Years holiday
it is also around this time when we start to see those annoying “New Year, New Me” bullshit post on our social media sites. if your like myself and I’m sure you are reader, we all know that one person whom is going to repeat this phrase. however if your the person that post this “New Year, New Me” non-sense your full of shit! and here’s why.
There’s nothing thats going to be new about you, your going to be the same person that you was last year and year before that and so on, only a year older.
So your Not going to the clubs anymore? Thats bullshit! the minute you get that call or that text from your close friend on a friday or saturday night
Your ass is shit, shaved, showered and out of the house in no time! Stepping into the club with your peoples like this
Getting turn up in the club like your on the set of a P.Diddy video like this
Monday morning comes and your looking at your bank statements with the stupid face.
You look in the mirror and realize that you put on more weight this year, So now your going to start talking that “I’m about to hit the gym again” non sense oh and of course your going to start eating healthy again right?
Your so full of shit! and here’s why. Your going to join the gym with no type of work out plan whats so ever, you and a friend or some friends will go to the gym a few times text, talk, instagram for a hour and then leave, this will go on for a month before your back here doing this
Talking that same non-sense “I’m about to hit the gym again” you are not going back to the gym stop kidding your self. So you find your self constantly on social media websites every day and some how you’ve come to the conclusion that you are not going to cut social media out of your life.
Your full of shit! and here’s why, you have a smart phone that you can’t put down even when you fall asleep
Lets be for real reader, we all do this in fact if your like myself again and i’m sure you are the first thing that you do when you wake up in the morning is check your Facebook, Twitter and Instagram all before you even wash your ass (go ahead nod your head). So what makes you think that your going to simply go cold turkey and cut social networking out of your life? how are you going to keep up with your friends and family drama? how are you going to find out when people are “going through it” with they’re significant other? how else are you going to find out who’s pregnant, married, broken up? got hired? got fired? got locked up? got killed?
The answer to all of this is simple you are not going to delete any of these social networking sites no matter how much you claim you are in 2014.
And lastly my favorite of them all “I’m gonna stay single, I’m not gonna get into anymore relationships” Your full of shit! and here’s why, so you’ve been single for a long time and everybody around you are either getting married or having babies and here you are all single and lonely and shit and then some how through the grace of god you meet some one ya’ll exchange numbers do the whole talking thing, going out thing and then next thing you know BOOM! your in a relationship
(In maury voice) “You claim you wasn’t looking for a relationship in 2014, the lie detector determined that was a lie! you really was looking for a relationship!”
“You claim it was gonna be a New Year a New you, the lie detector determined that was a lie! you gonna be the same person you was last year!”
With that said its time for me to Diddy bop my way out of here
Spread the word to the World! see ya’ll in 2014!!!